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This pitching machine lawsuit is a real shot to the groin
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A lawyer in New York is suing after what he calls a “faulty pitching machine” hurled a baseball into his nuts, sending him to the hospital.

52-year-old Ethan Brecher had been working towards to organize himself for the 75 mile-per-hour cage at Chelsea Piers in New York when he was surprised by the pitch. He claims the ball caught him within the thigh, earlier than ricocheting into his testicles, inflicting inside bleeding.

Brecher instructed the New York Submit that the ache was in contrast to the rest.

“It was the worst pain. On a scale of 1-to-10, it was like a billion. It was unimaginable,” he stated.

The person is in search of $100,000 in damages, alleging the hit might have led to him being infertile. Now, that’s nothing to chortle at — however nuts photographs are objectively hilarious. There’s additionally a authorized battle over video of the nutshot, which Chelsea Piers allegedly has — however received’t launch.

Brecher says he solely had “five seconds” in between placing cash into the machine and the primary pitch being launched. Not sufficient time to gird his loins in preparation for a 75 mile-per-hour pitch into the beans.

We’ll let the courts determine how a lot testicles are value. For now we simply have a number of visceral responses.

4 rapid reactions we needed to this nuts lawsuit.

  1. “I do not think being hit in the nuts is nearly as painful as lawyer man makes it out to be.” — James Dator
  2. “If he’s a father of two, he should have known already what getting hit in the beans feels like, at least to form a better scale.” — Eric Stephen
  3. “I once took a knee straight to the junk from a Muay Thai champion and they told me to take five minutes and then resume practicing and instead i went home and laid down for a week.” — James Brady
  4. “If I had a senator I’d write them to request they introduce a law that dictates all videos of guys getting hit in the beans must become public domain.”
    — Kim McCauley

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