In a stunning reveal, Moby tells in regards to the time he “knob-touched” Donald Trump at a celebration — and it’s a doozy.
This was years in the past, nicely earlier than Trump ever took the presidency. Moby was primarily dared to rub his genitals on the then reality-TV star. Because of his instigating pals and slightly liquid braveness, he was in a position to seize the chance.
This each disturbing and hilarious account is defined intimately by way of Moby’s new memoir, Then It Fell Aside. The drunken prank is only one single bit from what we’re certain is a multitude of thrilling tales and adventures.
Right here’s the excerpt straight from the memoir, by way of Consequence of Sound:
“Moby, go knob-touch Donald Trump,” Lee mentioned.
“Actually?” I requested. “Ought to I?”
“Yeah,” Dale mentioned.
“Yeah,” Clarice mentioned, mischievously.
“Shit,” I mentioned, realizing I now needed to knob-touch Donald Trump.
I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked previous Trump, attempting to brush the sting of his jacket with my penis. Fortunately he didn’t appear to note and even twitch.
I walked again to my pals and ordered one other drink. “Did you do it?” Clarice requested.
“I believe so. I believe I knob-touched Donald Trump.”
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Supply: Consequence of Sound