If Beto O’Rourke can change a tire, perhaps he can change the world.
“I’m changing the tire on this truck,” he defined in a video. That went nice!
Yeah, it is as choreographed because the Ice Capades, however it beats watching this feverish light-weight clipping his ear hair.
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Or dragging you to the dentist to see the within of his gaping mouth.
So what’s subsequent for “Slender Man”? What different impersonations of an everyday man can he do?
Can he hammer a nail into the coffin of his useless marketing campaign? Or dig a ditch the place he can bury the unsold copies of Self-importance Truthful? Perhaps return dwelling to borrow cash from the in-laws?
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In the meantime, Liz Warren will get an earful of actuality from a farmer, who instructed her, “The Green New Deal says we need to get rid of cows. I don’t agree with that.”
“Eh!” she replied. The reality left her chilly.
As Kamala Harris discovered no relaxation in a relaxation dwelling.
“Leave our health care system alone,” an aged resident instructed her.
“OK,” Harris responded. “I won’t mess with the health care that you have.”
Then she threw her behind bars.
Effectively, that was dangerous. Why is that? Effectively, neither Liz or Kamala appear or snug.
Beto proved he’s not solely unqualified to be president, he’s unqualified to even be pupil physique president.
Then there’s Trump. Love him or hate him, he is achieved one great point. He makes each politician who nonetheless acts like one look phony.
Trump, proper off the bat, mentioned, “I’m not kissing babies.” He by no means let his distinctive persona develop into subservient to political fakery.
Now, everybody else who performs this sport seems to be bizarre or determined. You’d suppose they’d determine this out by now. You are not going to beat Trump with, “Let’s pretend we’re real.” You win by being actual.
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Too dangerous that is not an choice for Dems. The one actual folks they appear to have are ignored or mocked.
The others? Cookie-cutter clones. And Trump? He is the Cookie Monster.
Tailored from Greg Gutfeld’s monologue on “The Five” on Aug. 13, 2019.
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